Mad as a Hatter

Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight

Wed, 01 May 2013 03:28:05 -0400

Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

shit kristen stewart says And this is why I love her

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:05:22 -0400

shit kristen stewart says

And this is why I love her

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:49:28 -0400

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

The thing that made Lilo a “freak” was her passion. Lilo was passionate about everything she ever did. She was passionate about Elvis, about feeding the ocean fish sandwiches, about making friends, about taming Stitch, and about Hula. Look at her smile. She is the only one who seems to be truly enjoying what she’s doing. It adds life. Passion is life. It’s vitality. It’s amazing. Be a Lilo.

men-hemma-bast: 112233556677: gayblowjob: He built a box, and...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 22:46:06 -0400

men-hemma-bast:

112233556677:

gayblowjob:

He built a box, and she painted our last initial and their wedding date on it. They put in two unread love letters to each other about why they fell in love, a nice bottle of wine from the year they started dating, and nailed the lid on the box. They promised that if things ever get too hard and their love starts to fade, they will open the box, drink the wine, and read the letters they wrote to each other, reminding them of how much their love means and to never give up.

I shall do that with my future wife.

oh my fucking god.

to my future husband, whomever and wherever you are…. can we please do this? Pretty please…

emotionalsyrup: OH MY GOSH THIS!!! BEST COOLEST CUTEST CUPCAKE...

Fri, 08 Feb 2013 21:10:15 -0500

emotionalsyrup:

OH MY GOSH THIS!!! BEST COOLEST CUTEST CUPCAKE IDEA EVER!!!!

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Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:51:47 -0500

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Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:46:38 -0500

zodiacsociety: Leo Facts

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:44:56 -0500

zodiacsociety:

Leo Facts

Photo

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:36:53 -0500

becoming-elliot: brighteyeddarling: ablueboxinthestars: mangoc...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:31:31 -0500

becoming-elliot:

brighteyeddarling:

ablueboxinthestars:

mangocianamarch:

queen-of-asgard-at-221b:

nerdfighterlike:

simplemelodiesofaspotlessmind:

kyle-with-an-a:

theglitterkat:

bthecrazymind:

Is it bad that I am literally crying for some of these?

nononononononononononononooooooooooooo

The tears, they keep coming.

The tears have come.

I’m not exaggerating when I say I’m sobbing.

yup.. Im crying.

geezas help

The ones about Fred and Neville… I can’t..

crying oh my god these are beautiful

God I’m crying over here

transstudent: Share on Facebook. Retweet. Learn more.On the...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:29:51 -0500

transstudent:

Share on Facebook. Retweet. Learn more.
On the first day of school, have students introduce themselves with the name they would like to be called instead of reading off a roster. This gives trans* youth (and anyone else who doesn’t like their legal name) a chance to share the name they are most comfortable with.

wtfevolution: “I really don’t want anyone to eat this wattle...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 22:29:26 -0500

wtfevolution:

“I really don’t want anyone to eat this wattle cup caterpillar.”

“Sure, evolution, that’s understandable.”

“I’m going to put some huge spikes on it.”

“Okay.”

“Now I’m going to put more spikes on the spikes.”

“… okay.”

“And I’ll make them sting!”

“Fair.”

“And I’ll color the whole thing like a bad acid trip.”

“That might be overkill, but all right. I guess you really like this one. I bet it’ll be especially beautiful once it metamorphoses into a butterfly, huh?”

“What? Oh, no, this one doesn’t turn into a butterfly. It’s a hairy brown moth.”

littlegirlsthoughts: Want Said no one to me ever

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:35:17 -0500

littlegirlsthoughts:

Want

Said no one to me ever

eerieinmurderland: rebeccalaurendavey: New iPhone case...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:35:04 -0500

eerieinmurderland:

rebeccalaurendavey:

New iPhone case :)

want for my awful blackberry…

valentine's day

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:33:40 -0500

the-normal-ftm:

I think its a kind of a redundant day because if you’re with someone then you should appreciate them every day not just on one particular day

but still its sort of sweet and its a nice reminder of the fact that one person can mean so much to another

love-afriendswords: biorg: I WANT MY OWN SHELDON *grabby...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:33:11 -0500

love-afriendswords:

biorg:

I WANT MY OWN SHELDON

*grabby hands*

pleatedjeans: if i was a veterinarian

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:32:21 -0500

pleatedjeans:

if i was a veterinarian

thegoddamazon: cuntismyfavoriteword: johllyismyotp: mingolando...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:30:10 -0500

thegoddamazon:

cuntismyfavoriteword:

johllyismyotp:

mingolando:

acesparklegirl:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

im crying

Oh my go d it s

this is my favorite tumblr post

SCREAMING

LMFAOOOO

fupaccino: leetakeuchi: Beyonce’s publicist wants these...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:28:52 -0500

fupaccino:

leetakeuchi:

Beyonce’s publicist wants these unflattering pictures from the Super Bowl to be removed from the Internet

…So reblog as much as possible.

look at those fucking muscles that’s not Beyonce I’m 73% sure that’s mr T in a wig

angrybiology: Source.

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:26:35 -0500

angrybiology:

Source.